Since evidently Moriarty has chosen to resume his profession, I give the police force on this island two days before they are completely out of their depth and he is running the place. When that happens, you'll need me.

As my original website is locked I have rebuilt it on the island servers. You can find it here: www. thescienceofdeduction.co.nm ( Read more... )

Right, so am I expected to keep a blog? Is this a Facebook for ex-fictionals? Sort of an existential support group, is it?

Well why not. I was a detective inspector for the Scotland Yard, but recently I've been demoted to a figment of imagination. A modern reincarnation of a bumbling rat faced Victorian detective, to be exact. I never was too keen ( Read more... )

... everyone is back to normal now, right?

Charming place, this. Cozy.

[Jim isn't visible on camera, but the hospital is. Sterile floors, hospital cafeteria tables, and one very neatly manicured hand rolling an apple between fingers. Pausing. Rolling it back the other way.]

All fiction is implicitly metafictional. Did you know?

[He makes a sound like a hum and sets the apple down, getting to ( Read more... )

Yo, Tim. Was just browsing some of your files and I was wondering if you could tell me what all this was?


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What an amazing way to start the morning ( Read more... )

[When the Tele switches on all across the island like many times before in months past, there is an older gentleman, who almost no one will recognize, peering into the screen with a squint. Even gleaming his eyes are tired and - how is it even possible to look so dull when they are so bright? It seems like he's waiting for something. Like he has ( Read more... )

It is entirely possible a case has been reopened. These things accompany a feeling of both anticipation and dread within me, whereas I'm enthusiastic about finding a solution, yet disheartened by the human lives it may damage in its wake. Just an observation ( Read more... )

I really did not need a shitstorm right now. This is going to leave me buried in paperwork and PR bullshit for days.

Chief, how do you want to handle this?

Shirogane. I need a consult.

TO: John Shepard
FROM: Souji Seta
SUBJ: Request

Shepard-san, I know you've been willing to help us in our investigation before. I was wondering if I could make a request of you.

Private: The Investigation Team, Team TARDIS, Team John & Karkat, Steph, TimI thought I'd update everyone on this. Since no one's been kidnapped, we've decided to explore ( Read more... )